Adrianna + The Real World

Hello, my name is Adrianna. I'm a recent college grad in search of a career path that will allow me to pay for a Netflix subscription. Watch me as I conquer the world...
Or at least today's to-do list.
4 months ago on December 2nd | J | 258,643 notes
4 months ago on December 2nd | J | 257,333 notes
comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Dan Soder. Watch the full clip here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Dan Soder. Watch the full clip here

5 months ago on November 15th | J | 765 notes

30 Rock

Jack: I've begun to wonder if I'm happy.
Kenneth: Well, Sir, if you have to ask, then you're not.
5 months ago on November 15th | J | 8 notes

-behindbars:

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR

8 months ago on August 26th | J | 459,556 notes
8 months ago on August 26th | J | 130,698 notes
8 months ago on August 26th | J | 3,608 notes

It started like it always did. With a body. This one was in the river, and I could tell she had once been beautiful, but this bullet and fast current had taken away from her. All we are, or that we think we are, all that we are certain about, is taken away from us. When you’ve worked the streets and seen what I’ve seen, you become more and more convinced of it every day. Caprica City has been my teacher, my mistress. From the moment I opened my eyes, she is in my blood, like cheap wine. Bitter and sweet, tinged with regret. I’ll never be free of her, nor do I wanna be, for she is what I am. All that is, should always be.

8 months ago on August 26th | J | 234 notes

palepinkelephant:

stillconfused:

thehungryhungryemo:

feministzinetime:

fernacular: Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!

this is magnificent

This is still perfect.

10 months ago on May 31st | J | 91,822 notes
att:

What’s bigger than infinity plus infinity?

Mind. Effing. Blown.

att:

What’s bigger than infinity plus infinity?

Mind. Effing. Blown.

10 months ago on May 30th | J | 51,503 notes